i_try_harder_2: 150- OH WHAT TANGLED WEBS WE WEAVE

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i_try_harder_2) wrote,
@ 2008-04-30 01:46:00

Current location:	Building 12, apartment 43
Current mood:	anxious
Entry tags:	affected, bad day, classified information, curse day, embarassing herself again, excel, humiliation, i cannot tell a lie, oh such dark secrets to keep, secrets, top secret, web of lies

150- OH WHAT TANGLED WEBS WE WEAVE
Don't talk to me today.

Don't ask me anything.

Y'know what, just don't even come near me.

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[OOC: You know whenever there's going to be a curse about truth-telling and revealing of secrets, Excel's gonna be affected. For the sake of ACROSS security she doesn't want to talk to anybody, but I, however, encourage people to inquire about her personal life, her opinions of them, her most embarrassing moments, things like that, but I request that people don't ask about ACROSS because I don't know what to do with her if anything like that gets out. Other than that, I expect Excel to be humiliated by the end of the day, one way or another. :B I'm so mean to her. <3 SHE KNOWS I LOVE HER.]

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	He's affected, too. XD i_themagician 2008-04-30 06:14 am UTC (link)
	Why not? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	Keep in mind, "truth" only applies to her perception/view of the world; she may exaggerate stuff i_try_harder_2 2008-04-30 06:19 am UTC (link)
	Because I'm worried I'm going to say something I don't want to. Why do you need to ask? There's only maybe two or three people who ever talk to me anyway, excluding employers. Not that I mind. I'd rather endure the mind-rending loneliness than have to keep up with the ignorant masses of this city. It just makes everything easier. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	But of course! i_themagician 2008-04-30 06:30 am UTC (link)
	Oh, it was mostly just curiousity. Though, I admit to feeling that the likes of you should not be making imperative statements that are meant to include the likes of me. I will do what I will, thank you. ... Ah, please don't be offended! In any case, doesn't the ticking bother you? It used to really bother me, but then I got a roommate. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

i_try_harder_2
2008-04-30 06:37 am UTC (link)

If I had my way you'd all be following orders, maggot! ............... T-Though saying it that way probably isn't the best way to accomplish it................. Ah...... But nevermind about that!

I've got a dog. She usually just cowers in the corner though. I think she's scared of me 'cuz I keep her around as an emergency food supply.

It's not like I actually WANT to eat her, or that I ever really plan to. I just keep calling her that because I always run out of money for food, and I say "emergency" as the most extreme of extreme circumstances, as if eating her would be the final straw before starvation, see? I'd rather eat HER than my arm or something. That's not unreasonable, is it?

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i_themagician
2008-04-30 06:46 am UTC (link)

Oh, but good luck with that! I don't really have anything against following orders, but you're clearly not my superior. Or even my equal. Very few people are, actually. But I hope that you do eventually become such, if it would make you happy!

Well... maybe it's not unreasonable, but maybe it is? Sort of? I mean, I have my two kittens, but I'd sooner starve to death than eat them. They're like children to me.

Haha, and eating your children is just sick!

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	i_try_harder_2 2008-04-30 06:56 am UTC (link)
	That's awful conceited and yet at the same time generous of you. She's more like a subordinate to me, really. I'm sure she'd be willing to give herself up for the team, anyway. It's a noble enough way to go, after all. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	i_themagician 2008-04-30 08:22 am UTC (link)
	Has she said as much to you? Because her actions would sort of suggest otherwise, wouldn't they? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	i_try_harder_2 2008-04-30 08:41 am UTC (link)
	Actually, she probably hates us all, but I like telling myself that to make me feel justified in doing it. It saves me a lot of unneeded mental baggage. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	ill_capitan 2008-04-30 08:49 am UTC (link)
	Is there some issue, Excel? (Reply to this) (Thread)

	i_try_harder_2 2008-04-30 08:51 am UTC (link)
	I feel today is yet another one of those days where my tongue has been sabotaged with K-Y, but without the horrible taste. I fear a security leak, my Lord. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	ill_capitan 2008-04-30 05:42 pm UTC (link)
	Ah, I see. Is that different from normal in some way? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	i_try_harder_2 2008-04-30 06:32 pm UTC (link)
	............ Y-You wound me, my Lord........... (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	ill_capitan 2008-04-30 07:28 pm UTC (link)
	Still, if you yourself are concerned about the matter, then I am doubly concerned. Is there nothing you can do? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	i_try_harder_2 2008-05-01 03:53 am UTC (link)
	I could try duct tape. (Reply to this) (Parent)

	foxy_physician 2008-04-30 11:50 am UTC (link)
	I thought that the curse in which we spilt all our secrets was finished already. (Reply to this) (Thread)

	i_try_harder_2 2008-04-30 06:34 pm UTC (link)
	This city just seems to enjoy watching me make an ass of myself. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	foxy_physician 2008-05-01 04:42 am UTC (link)
	I'm affected too, but I can hardly think of anything else that I can tell you that will shock you further, unless you inquire of my still wonderfully fulfilling and amazing sex life. And I can't believe I said that, but then again, I can believe it. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

i_try_harder_2
2008-05-01 04:47 am UTC (link)

I can, too. And no, I didn't really wanna know about it. Especially since I almost wound up in the wrong kind of sex life during that one cu-..........................................................................

[OOC: http://dragonslaving.livejournal.com/2835.html DARK SECRETS YOU SAY? D: Both Excel and Lina agreed to forget that ever happened, but IDIOT THAT I AM I CANNOT LET HER WHEN SUCH AN OPPORTUNITY PRESENTS ITSELF. Also, that is a rather R-rated read, maybe worse I'd say, if you just want the synopsis let me know~]

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	foxy_physician 2008-05-01 05:06 am UTC (link)
	The wrong kind of sex? Ah, a pity. At least it was just "almost," mmm? I'm glad to say that making love to my beloved is always right and perfect and won~der~ful! ♥ [ooc; haha, I just checked it out. And nah, R-rated reads are fine with me, since I log them all the time? XD Poor Excel, always getting herself into the strangest situations. XD] (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	i_try_harder_2 2008-05-01 05:12 am UTC (link)
	Bondage. With a woman. So much wrong in the whole damn affair it deserves an F for the semes-...................... S-Stop.......... asking me........ questions.......................... STOP TELLING ME THINGS!!! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	foxy_physician 2008-05-01 05:24 am UTC (link)
	That's not so bad. I would have made love to my beloved when he was a woman because I love him no matter what! ♥ And I really wish I could stop asking questions and telling you things, but this curse is just making it impossible. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	i_try_harder_2 2008-05-01 05:27 am UTC (link)
	It was a curse! I am loyal only to my Lord! And that's the honest truth! AND I DON'T WANT THAT CRAP FLOATING AROUND MY HEAD WHEN I TRY TO SLEEP TONIGHT, MEGU-CHAN! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	foxy_physician 2008-05-01 05:31 am UTC (link)
	Would you make love with him if he were turned into a woman? I might tell you these things normally even when uncursed, but I really am honestly unnerved that I am revealing them without my consent! Edited at 2008-05-01 05:32 am UTC (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	i_try_harder_2 2008-05-01 05:34 am UTC (link)
	Maybe. I mean, he could still wear a strap-on, after all, s-DAMNIT STOP DOING THAT! WELL, I'M DOUBLY UNNERVED, DAMNIT! (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	foxy_physician 2008-05-01 05:36 am UTC (link)
	Though I don't think that that should be your first course of action when you have the use of your hands and mouths after all~! I really wish I could stop! Or do I? Ohohohoho! Perhaps we should stop talking for the day? (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	i_try_harder_2 2008-05-01 05:41 am UTC (link)
	YES, THAT WOULD BE FOR THE BEST. (Reply to this) (Parent)(Thread)

	foxy_physician 2008-05-01 05:45 am UTC (link)
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	i_try_harder_2 2008-05-01 05:46 am UTC (link)
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