User Profile

As of February 17th, 2009

The Player:
This is the RP account for morzox of Excel from Excel Saga in the RP community polychromatic. If you're not part of that community, take this off your friend list. If you ARE, then feel free to bug me on AIM (I use the screenname Morzox, go figure) whenever I'm on. I'm easily bored and almost always willing to participate in something for the chance to have something important to do. If I'm not interested, I'll say so, but you can usually assume I will be because I'm just that bored. However, at the same time I'm usually pretty busy with college work, but I try to balance the two. If I'm swamped, I won't sign on to AIM so it shouldn't be a problem anyway. And for the record, I'm a guy. Just thought I'd get that out there.

Other Characters:
A.B.A :: Guilty Gear Accent Core Plus :: sulky_skullkey
Haruhara Haruko :: FLCL :: el_kabang
Yomiko Readman :: Read or Die (OVA) :: reading_readman
Big Boss :: Metal Gear Solid (Portable Ops) :: biggest_boss

The Main Heroine of the Story:
Something to know is that two versions exist of her: Manga and Anime. I'll be drawing more from the manga version because it's less aggravating, but I'll still borrow anime elements on occasion, such as her tendency to get into overblown bits of trouble and pain, yet come away from it in more or less one piece. Mainly, though, it'll be manga-canon, which means she's not an idiot and she's not rubber-hose. She's paranoid, obsessive, well-spoken, unendingly loyal, an EXCELLENT swimmer, a master of biology (she's categorized the phylum and genus of every animal she's ever encountered in the pit), tends to chalk anything that doesn't go her way to conspiracy, and hoards money like a miser.

Always with the part-time jobs. That's how she stays fed and housed. She manages to stay in one piece because she's always got some part-time job or another to get by.

The problem is that because of these trials, she tends to be very miserly with money. Even if she had 10 million yen, she'd put it all in a bank and only spend what she needed to get by with. In fact, events seem to indicate that she's less comfortable with having a LOT of money than when she doesn't have it, even though obtaining additional funds gives her such great joy (she likes money but she gets antsy when she has too much).

Though she's not a bad person, Excel isn't one to enjoy sticking her neck out for someone she doesn't know. Chances are good she'll try to exploit such a situation somehow.

Something that some people might get curious about: Excel is actually rather anti-social. Due to her paranoia and the secrecy of ACROSS, she would normally shy away from other people and do her darnedest not to get involved. However, given the circumstances, such being that in this place, the likelihood of there being anyone else from her world, much less anyone who'd do anything to stop ACROSS, is exceptionally LOW, she's less stringent about some things. Also I have to make her SORT OF social so I can actually play with people. Not to mention that since she can complain to people over the network device instead of to their face (thus supposedly negating the fear of consequences from pointing out peoples' stupidity), she's taken it on as something of a bad habit. Normally when she sees stuff that disgusts or irritates her, she just rubbernecks and complains to Ha-chan and Elgala, but since they're not here... Well... I have to make her do stuff, right?

Excel's secrets and why some of them aren't as secret anymore:

Her name/codename: Excel isn't her real name, but it IS her codename. Even so, back in Fukuoka, she would always use false names when filling out job applications (including Slammin' Flowerchild, Hanako Dosukoi, Excel Kleinwald, so on and so forth). Here, however, she isn't bothering with that on the basis that everyone would find out who she was anyhow (in Japan, nobody really gave a fuck). SO, that goes out the window. As for her real name....... First, we're not sure if she has one. If she does, we're not even sure if she knows what it is. It's a mystery~.

"Secret" Headquarters: Somewhere. I forget. I think it's building 5.

Her Age: Hell if we know what her real age is. I'd personally put her mid-20's, or early 20's at the youngest. Screw the anime's portrayal of her as a schoolgirl. I can't stress this enough: THE ANIME IS NOT CANON. THERE IS NO CANON WITHOUT A FUCKING PLOT. Sorry. I'm just kind of touchy about that. I like the anime and all, but it's overshadowed the manga far too much and it gets to me. ;-;

Her measurements: If only I knew them.... But I don't. And chances are nobody else will get to unless she actually trusts them very closely. And that takes a lot of work.

Her uniform and what she wears: Something you should realize is that even in the anime, Excel hardly ever actually wears her ACROSS uniform out in public. In the manga, she virtually NEVER wears it out in public (until later but lol spoilers). Normally, she just dresses like any other person. Though she's a cheapskate, she always manages to dress sensibly and dare I say it attractively. She despises overly revealing or tasteless outfits that accentuate certain assets, too. Though her ACROSS uniform can be arguably under this category, notice that she wears pants/shorts with it and a jacket, rather than just having her nigh bare chest jutting forth like Elgala's does. She dislikes wearing overly feminine attire, like Japanese nurse uniforms, or maid outfits. They make her feel uncomfortable and unnecessarily eye-catching.

ACROSS IS NOT AN EVIL ORGANIZATION. Yes, they want to conquer the world. But, they want to make it a better place. They're not out to wage full-on war with the world, like the anime would have you believe. In the manga, they've started to influence the city's economy in a way that is having an exceptionally beneficial influence on the city. Also, during many confrontations between Municipal Force Daitenzin (those Power Ranger guys), it's actually the Municpal Force guys who cause all the damage, while the ACROSS girls have actually managed to rally the support of the onlookers. SO, you have to understand that WE ARE NOT THE BAD GUYS.

........... IT'S JUST THAT YOU GUYS ALL ARE SORTA BUT IT'S NOT YOUR FAULT YOU JUST NEED OUR HELP. :D

LONG LIVE ACROSS AND HAAAAAAAAAAAIIIL IL PALAZZO~!


[In-Game info] (February 17th edit)
Excel's current IC job list (Excluding various other side-jobs):
Waitress at Seventh Heaven, employed by Lyra (lyra_of_dust)
Food Server at the Den for Lady Basene (akaladybasene)

If you're going to give her a job, PLEASE keep her busy and remember to post to her sometimes, to remind me that she still works for you. I really might forget otherwise. :X

Friends?
Ignorant Masses: (Forgive me if I forget any names)
[Allies]
Meryl Stryfe (inurbusiness) [One of Excel's first City friends, though they had more of an employer-employee relationship in a literal and figurative sense, Excel didn't mind that.]
Akechi Megumi (foxy_physician) [Another of Excel's old City friends, Megumi was like Excel's big sister figure even if Excel didn't think of it that way.]
Lina Inverse (dragonslaving) [A familiar kind of rivalry that Excel misses, which she used to have in Elgala. They didn't seem to get along but their similarities were irrefutable]
Makimachi Misao (itachi_kunoichi) [A KINDRED SPIRIT IF EVER THERE WAS ONE]

[People she thinks are awful nice but who she probably wouldn't trust to tie her shoes]
Lenalee Lee (skycrossing) [Nice person and all but probably wouldn't truck with the whole world domination trip]
Eliza Faust (belovedeath) [... She's not really sure why she still likes her, honestly]
Rena Ryuuguu (omochikaerii) [Nice kid but kinda creeps her out. Then again, kids in general kind of make her uncomfortable]
Claudine Crane (fairy_srsly) [Well, she's way too nosy for Excel's taste and she makes her uncomfortable, but at least she's helpful. That, and she pays Excel out the nose]
Amelia wil Tesla Saillune (fistsofjustice) [Kinda reminds her of Ha-chan in a way, but again, nosy]
Tamura Hiyori (doujin_dork) [Again, nice kid, but kind of weirds her out on a meta level]
Etna (urhumblevassal) [Good roommate and those Prinny things earn their keep, but she gives Excel the willies sometimes.]
Hinamori Amu (guardianjoker) [Roommate, kinda okay, but seems to have personal business Excel doesn't want to be involved with. Wishes her best of luck with whatever it is though.]
Rem (mother_rem) [Known her since her early days in the City, though they've never been particularly close or anything. Still, a nice woman.]

[Purge List]
Sohma Shigure (novel_dog) [Found nudepix of her and never gave them back. May or may not have burned them but Excel will never find out]

~To be updated as people remind me to put them on the list~

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